top ten lies by nigerian mothers TEN LIES BY NIGERIA MOTHERS Mother in nigeria are the best and they care so much for their children but they still back it up with lies 1. If you tell me the truth, I won’t touch you You tell them and then get the beating of your life. 2. I will buy you a bicycle if you come first in class When you get that first position they will remind you of everything they bought you since you were born. 3. Lend me money, I will give you back Any attempt to ask for the money will lead to you hearing the story of your life. Again. 4. Bring me any problem, I will solve it for you. Give them a hard problem to solve and they will give you different excuses or they will blame your teacher for not teaching you well. 5. Don’t play with boys or you will get pregnant: This is so hilarious and common. Most Nigerian parents tell their female children this lie to prevent them from ‘danger’. 6. Tell the person at the door I am not at ho...