top ten lies by nigerian mothers
TEN LIES BY NIGERIA
MOTHERS
Mother in nigeria are the
best and they care so much
for their children but they
still back it up with lies
1. If you tell me the truth, I
won’t touch you You tell
them
and then get the beating of
your life.
2. I will buy you a bicycle if
you come first in class When
you get that first position
they will remind you of
everything they bought you
since you were born.
3. Lend me money, I will give
you back Any attempt to ask
for the money will lead to
you
hearing the story of your
life. Again.
4. Bring me any problem, I
will solve it for you. Give
them a hard problem to
solve
and they will give you
different excuses or they
will
blame your teacher for not
teaching you well.
5. Don’t play with boys or
you will get pregnant: This is
so hilarious and common.
Most Nigerian parents tell
their female children this lie
to prevent them from
‘danger’.
6. Tell the person at the
door I am not at home: “My
daddy said I should tell you
that he is not at home”
usually gives away the lie to
the visitor.
7. If you work hard, you will
get a gift from ‘Father
Christmas’ American movies
and this lie have made some
Nigerian kids wait to receive
gift at their doorstep at
Christmas but it never
happens.
8. I have counted all the
meat and one is missing
Some mothers tell this one to
catch an unsuspecting ‘soup
raider’.
9. When I was your age I
always came first If every
parent came first, who came
second?
10. When I was your age, I
sponsored myself through
school Which school? Where
is the certificate? But again
wasn’t education free back
in
the day?
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TEN LIES BY NIGERIA
MOTHERS
Mother in nigeria are the
best and they care so much
for their children but they
still back it up with lies
1. If you tell me the truth, I
won’t touch you You tell
them
and then get the beating of
your life.
2. I will buy you a bicycle if
you come first in class When
you get that first position
they will remind you of
everything they bought you
since you were born.
3. Lend me money, I will give
you back Any attempt to ask
for the money will lead to
you
hearing the story of your
life. Again.
4. Bring me any problem, I
will solve it for you. Give
them a hard problem to
solve
and they will give you
different excuses or they
will
blame your teacher for not
teaching you well.
5. Don’t play with boys or
you will get pregnant: This is
so hilarious and common.
Most Nigerian parents tell
their female children this lie
to prevent them from
‘danger’.
6. Tell the person at the
door I am not at home: “My
daddy said I should tell you
that he is not at home”
usually gives away the lie to
the visitor.
7. If you work hard, you will
get a gift from ‘Father
Christmas’ American movies
and this lie have made some
Nigerian kids wait to receive
gift at their doorstep at
Christmas but it never
happens.
8. I have counted all the
meat and one is missing
Some mothers tell this one to
catch an unsuspecting ‘soup
raider’.
9. When I was your age I
always came first If every
parent came first, who came
second?
10. When I was your age, I
sponsored myself through
school Which school? Where
is the certificate? But again
wasn’t education free back
in
the day?
To view more visit
www.wenwap.cf or www.xupwap.heck.in
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